Sunday, December 21, 2008

POEMS FOUND IN TOILETS

This is poem found on the wall right in front of male urinal bowl:
THE 'FUTURE' IS IN YOUR HAND ,
HOLD IT GENTLY'

Excellent poems by not so famous poets...
found on toilet doors and walls.......
A budding poet trying his best...
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
Someone who had a different experience wrote,
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets .
I came here To shit and stink,
But all I do Is sit and think.
There are also people who come in for a different purpose...
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls ,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Indian Fire Department wants you.
Ministry of Environment advertisement.
We aim to please! You aim too! Please
On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Malaysia immegression building full with Singaporean.

This morning arrive at the Malaysia second link immegression building around 08:30. Found that it is full of Singaporean here.

Majority of the coaches are tourism coach from Singapore with number plate registered in Singapore. The singapore company is calling for Malaysian Tourist Guide to be the sit in guide. The TG only sit in and do not need to say a word in the bus. These coaches are registered as tourism bus in Singapore and they are used like Express Busses.

I talked to a few tourist guides on these type of coaches (total up to more than 15 coaches today. They are not happy with this type of work as they cannot apply what they learned in the course. Nevertheless they have no choice but to accept it as there is no other type of groups for them to guide.

On this morning situation, I wonder how the Tourism Malaysia get their statistic that tourists entry quantity is increasing?

Secondly, how can the Singaporean coaches are used to be express buses in Malaysia?

Why the Malaysia government do not apply any charges to Singaporean vehicles when they enter Malaysia whereas Malaysia vehicles have to pay a fee to enter Singapore.

What is Malaysia government doing and which department is handling this matter?

As a Malaysian, I wonder is Malaysia government knowing on how to makw monwy to develop the country?

On the way to guide a new group

I am now in Puduraya bus station waiting for bus to go to JB for taking a new group tommorrow morning.

The bus fare is now RM31 compare to previous RM24. The price increased after the petrol price was raised but now never reduced even though the petrol price had been deducted a few times. When asked, the answer is the government had been agreed to some surcharge. But why...no one can answer. And more importantly, which is the government department that controling the operation or public transport? When am I going to launch a report even though I am not happy with the condition? Is this Malaysia Boleh?

By the way, this is not what I am going to spend time on as there are many more important issue that I have to settle. So.......

Monday, December 8, 2008

After the period on time spend on M-WAY

Over the last two months, I spend quite a number of time on my direct selling business.

First of all, it started with my visit to Hanoi from 4 to 14 Oct 2008. This was followed by one or two group tour guiding before the next section of time from 14 to 23 Nov to accompany Nga when she came to Malaysia.

Guided a Vietnamese group from Danang which I fully expressed every thing in Vietnamese language.

From 5 to 8 of Dec I guided a group from Singapore. They visit Malaysia as there are from Fa Lun DaFa organisation and they carried out some training and spreading their believe by visiting Penang.

Now I am on the way sending them back to Singapore.

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Looking for Friends who want to enjoy life

This web blog is http://michaelbehonthego.blogspot.com

As the name implies, it is a place where I keep on posting my present condition as I am on the go. Currently I am working as a tourist guide. Life is enjoyable but time is not in my own hand.

I have many years of working experience in various field. It was when I came to the middle age that I started to think about what I actually want in life. I am not looking for very much but at least it should be good enough for me to see life and enjoy life.

Recently, after deep consideration on the possibility of PROSUMER idea, I am now setting my path to a new way of work. Under this new working path, I am estimating to be able to enjoy life and spend more of my time traveling on my own decision within the next 5 to 8 years. This is actually well-proved but you have to apply the method strategically.

I am making a call to people who have the same aim in life to come together under our network toward success. If you are interested, please drop me a mail at kcbehnet@gmail.com . Let us be friend, communicate and let us understand each other. I am willing to share the idea provided you are having our same thaoght.

Sunday, November 2, 2008

WAITGC 2008 group from USA

I came back from Hanoi on the 14th Oct. Few days later, I was assigned with a group of guests from USA. This is a group of professional golfers with their related media team, a total of 17 persons.

This group of guests are very professional. They are here to take part in the WAITGC 2008 (World Amateur Inter-Team Golf Championship year 2008). Nevertheless they decided to come here slightly earlier so that there can have good rest prior to the competition.

On the first two days, light itinerary was arranged to tour Melaka and Kuala Lumpur city.

The group seems to be very happy with my briefing on the two cities.

Started from the third day, I found out they are relaxing but very concern on the championship, thus decide to talk very little but only important information for proper cordination.

Through out the trip, when the group is having their activity, I did carry out quite a number of Video editing for those pictures and video I shot during my Vietnam trip.

Finally, the group completed their trip on 25th Oct and flown away in KLIA.

The group members were very happy with our service and give us very good tipping. Sincere thank to all of them.

Saturday, November 1, 2008

My first post after Hanoi Trip

This is my first post after my Hanoi trip.

The last post was done when I first visited Hanoi on the first two days. That was the time I started to contact friends and feel free. From the third day onwards, friends started to call in and started to get busy. Besides, the Wifi system was not working very well and thus I did not have time to continue posting.

On this Hanoi trip, I was very happy. Beside very fruitful trip in My M-way business in Hanoi, I had very very enjoyable trip to Sapa.

It was a surprise that Nga requested to go with me when I mentioned about my trip to Sapa. Nevertheless I agreed and we finally go together. This trip to Sapa give me a very sweet memory that I will never forget.

I was also very happy with the progress of Nga as she started to prospect a few persons even when she was on the journey.

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Another fruitful day

From 8:30, friends started to call back and we started to meet.

The first man is Johnny who is a member of our business partner and it follows by Khan, Tam, Nhan, Tuan and etc.

Afternoon, further meet up with Nhung, Kim Anh, Chu Dat and few more others of the same group.

My Malaysian Partners finally flown here from HCMC and we went to dinner with Bay.

Monday 6th Oct 2008

As per expected, the people here are busy in carrying out their job on monday and thus feel difficult to visit Duong Bach Dang during day time. I only manage to meet Ha who is the freelance tourist guide and chat to him for sometimes.

Both Minh Tam and Linh promise to come today but due to their busy activity of the day and late finishing their job, they do not manage to turn up.

Nhung was initially planning to come by 11:30 but finally only manage to come around 18:30.

Of course some other friends had been called but yet to wait for their return call after they plan for their time or return to Hanoi.

Due to a free day time, I did call up a friends who is the perliment member in Hanoi and He came to fetch me to Visit his house. A very big and beautiful house, attached to his hospital and yet he mentioned that this is his day time house, the evening, he will return to other house... Wow!

As he is going to Cambodia with family from tommorrow onwards untll 10, he asked me to call him on 13 morning so that he will bring me around for a visit.

As a parliament and as rich as him, he may not need any business more. Nevertheless, I will try to present him a chance to gain more time. Hope that he will accept my idea and provide me with necessary documents.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Re-starting after a long pause

Previously I had use this handphone to blog my idea. Nevertheless due to some "technical problem", the whole blog was deleted. Re-started after that but did not progress well.

This morning, after waking up, it suddenly appear to my mind that I could have make this "on-the-go" blog as a mobile diary to record the progress of my-self. Hence this post, together with the last two posts are sent via e-mail publishing on my handphone.

For my friends who are interested to know my current activity, this is where you can refer to and it will be in English.

For those who are interested to follow my English post on marketing strategy and the How-to knowledge with some short story, please check out my Http://michaelbeh.blogspot.com

For those who can understand Chinese, my main Chinese Blogger page is Http://kcbehnet.blog.163.com

The first working day (Sunday) in Hanoi

The next day after arriving in Hanoi is Sunday (5/10/2008). I call it a working day as this could be my busiest day in Hanoi for I met up with a total of 8 friends today. The main reason, of course is due to the non-working Sunday and thus many friends are free today.

This is a fruitfull day. I had manage to explain quite a number of marketing plan and strategy to a number of friends. I had also managed to brief and clear some doubts in some friends' mind and make them more confident in our business.

Initially I planned to have a walk nearby the Ho Hoan Kiem after meeting all friends but this was cancelled due to late coming back to hotel.

I will workhard for the next 3 to 5 years and aiming forward for a much more easy life after this hard working period. Hoping that all the friends that I currently work together in the business will grow together with me. Besides, I also hop that there will be more to joint us for the business.

6/10/2008

I am now in Hanoi. Flown here two days ago from KL LCCT and arriving here around 19:15 local time after approximately 3.5 hours flight.

The flight is the worst that I had ever fly with as the guests were very low in quality. Majority of them were foreign worker to Malaysia and they went home, may be after the contracted term or may be on holiday. The reason I mentioned that they are low quality as they are very poor in self-discipline. The usual announcements had been carried out in the flight for no mobile phone and no smoking, but there were still people who tried to go against the rule. Thus the announcement were repeated again and again.

The worst happen to a man who had been re-switching on his hand phone a few time during landing after being told to switch off. Finally the hand phone was taken away by the flight attendent and the man was handed over to the land staff together with the handphone after landing. What a nightmare.

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Public or Private

Referring to the attached picture, please take note on the stacks of stones placed by the parking lot in front of the shop/ house /clinic.

This is how some selfish people blocking the parking lot so that the area in front of their shop or house are cleared. The problem is, where is the authority? Why no action is taken to upgrade the thaught of the local people?

Malaysia is a lawful country, but how effective is the implwmwntation?

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Re-setting & Re-starting of BlOG

On the 1st of September 2008, prior to my departure to lead group to Silk Road in China, I received a call from my upline mentioning that he found me writing the name of my direct selling company in my BLOG. She adviced that this is prohibitted by the company and adviced me to take off the posting immediately.

As I was on my way to overseas and not sure if I can access the net, I decided to remove the whole BLOG immediately. As such, I sincerely extend my appology to those who like my posting.

Now, after coming back from Silk Road, I am starting to set up this BLOG again and this is my first postimg. I sincerely hope that those of you who had supported me will continue to support me again. Thank you.

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