POEMS FOUND IN TOILETS

This is poem found on the wall right in front of male urinal bowl:
THE 'FUTURE' IS IN YOUR HAND ,
HOLD IT GENTLY'

Excellent poems by not so famous poets...
found on toilet doors and walls.......
A budding poet trying his best...
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...
Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted
Someone who had a different experience wrote,
You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets .
I came here To shit and stink,
But all I do Is sit and think.
There are also people who come in for a different purpose...
Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls ,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space.......
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Indian Fire Department wants you.
Ministry of Environment advertisement.
We aim to please! You aim too! Please
On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.
And finally, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.

Malaysia immegression building full with Singaporean.

This morning arrive at the Malaysia second link immegression building around 08:30. Found that it is full of Singaporean here.

Majority of the coaches are tourism coach from Singapore with number plate registered in Singapore. The singapore company is calling for Malaysian Tourist Guide to be the sit in guide. The TG only sit in and do not need to say a word in the bus. These coaches are registered as tourism bus in Singapore and they are used like Express Busses.

I talked to a few tourist guides on these type of coaches (total up to more than 15 coaches today. They are not happy with this type of work as they cannot apply what they learned in the course. Nevertheless they have no choice but to accept it as there is no other type of groups for them to guide.

On this morning situation, I wonder how the Tourism Malaysia get their statistic that tourists entry quantity is increasing?

Secondly, how can the Singaporean coaches are used to be express buses in Malaysia?

Why the Malaysia government do not apply any charges to Singaporean vehicles when they enter Malaysia whereas Malaysia vehicles have to pay a fee to enter Singapore.

What is Malaysia government doing and which department is handling this matter?

As a Malaysian, I wonder is Malaysia government knowing on how to makw monwy to develop the country?

On the way to guide a new group

I am now in Puduraya bus station waiting for bus to go to JB for taking a new group tommorrow morning.

The bus fare is now RM31 compare to previous RM24. The price increased after the petrol price was raised but now never reduced even though the petrol price had been deducted a few times. When asked, the answer is the government had been agreed to some surcharge. But why...no one can answer. And more importantly, which is the government department that controling the operation or public transport? When am I going to launch a report even though I am not happy with the condition? Is this Malaysia Boleh?

By the way, this is not what I am going to spend time on as there are many more important issue that I have to settle. So.......

After the period on time spend on M-WAY

Over the last two months, I spend quite a number of time on my direct selling business.

First of all, it started with my visit to Hanoi from 4 to 14 Oct 2008. This was followed by one or two group tour guiding before the next section of time from 14 to 23 Nov to accompany Nga when she came to Malaysia.

Guided a Vietnamese group from Danang which I fully expressed every thing in Vietnamese language.

From 5 to 8 of Dec I guided a group from Singapore. They visit Malaysia as there are from Fa Lun DaFa organisation and they carried out some training and spreading their believe by visiting Penang.

Now I am on the way sending them back to Singapore.